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Walmart makes insensitive paul walker joke on twitter. Apparently, musk wanted to tweet a joke about ai, but grimes had already made it. Whether they are all original, however, remains to be seen. Jul 27, 2015 reaction to twitters new policy from users has been mixed, many responding with jokes. If someone is always bugging you about social media then see our social media jokes to get back at them. Twitter jokes news, views, gossip, pictures, video. Peanut died ahead of this years super bowl, though he mercifully returned to life as baby nut but. Twitter takes down unoriginal jokes, but all of yours. Elon musk and grimes are dating thanks to a super nerdy joke. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours.
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Twitter takes down unoriginal jokes, but all of yours are probably safe. Dec 22, 2016 one could argue that reasonable readers of most twitter feeds do not understand tweets to be conveying factual information, sam bayard of deadline reporter wrote in 2009 when courtney love was first sued over statements she made on twitter and elsewhere. Twitters reputation for tomfoolery makes it tougher to prove a tweet meets the legal standard. First think of and list any occurances or things you have experienced that might be interesting. Jan 18, 2010 a man was arrested under the terrorism act and issued with a life ban from doncasters airport after joking on twitter that he would blow it sky high if his flight was delayed. So much more, in fact, that ive contemplated writing a short ebook on his art and. A collection of aphorisms and axioms by victor kool a. Twitter jokes news, views, gossip, pictures, video mirror. Jul 04, 2012 on the day we reserve to tell ourselves america is great july 4 europe reminds us that we suck at science.
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